Communication Error

Do you have a life at all? Just because fbook isnt working, you're going to bed? That makes sooooo little sense on soooooo many levels. Is Farmville your life, mayhap? Please, do explain why fbook is so closely linked to your sleep schedule. I can understand checking fbook as soon as you get up, hell I do that, too, but only going to sleep since it's not working? Man, you've got a ton of problems to sort out.

Say It Anyways

OK, really? This is like not being hungry, but going to the fridge anyways. It's jes' a waste of your time! Seriously, if you know the correct people aren't gonna read it, why post it in the first place?

A Joint Decision

Yeah, reeeeeeeeal good decision there, Willie, jes' posting for the world to see that you smoke weed. Fun fact: there are policemen who have an active facebook account. Another fun fact: SMOKING NON-MEDICAL WEED IS ILLEGAL. In essence, you, Fatimah, Zebedee, RaHeem and Tylia are all saying "Officer, please come get me and throw me in jail. Much appreciated." But, this is all jes' food for thought, what do I know?

Blonde or Black?

I'll never understand teenage girl drama/ whatever you wanna call this. Seriously, Mackenzie, I can see asking friends which color would seem better, but why do it if you're too nervous to dye your hair?! If you're scared and don't wanna do it, just don't do it! It's that simple! Don't do unnecessary things if you don't wanna do them.

And yeah, there ARE 2 Kyles in this post, so it wasn't a case of i screwed up the colors.

Butt ...Posting?

OK, really? Did you just have your cell phone in your pocket when you went to bed, and somehow managed to not only dial a number, but then also form a complete text message, entirely free of spelling errors. Though when I think about it, that must take extreme skill, texting a relevant, coherent status all while sleeping! Now I wish I had some sort of trophy I could give you for your accomplishment! Congratulations on this amazing post!

15 Minutes of Fame

Brooke, you're in college. We all live in an imperfect world. Therefore, although many of us wish it would be so, not everyone is gonna keep their virginity until they get married! While most of the campus might still have their virginity, I know two people for sure that, well, said "Bye bye" to their virginity years ago.

Tired

Well, this post makes no sense on so many levels. Seriously Mandy? Blasting any kind of music will do absolutely nothing to make it easier to sleep. It'll probably just make it even harder to sleep! Seriously!