Tired

Well, this post makes no sense on so many levels. Seriously Mandy? Blasting any kind of music will do absolutely nothing to make it easier to sleep. It'll probably just make it even harder to sleep! Seriously!

Real Mature

OK, could you get any less mature for two college students? I mean seriously, while "squeeb" could be used as a nickname (although a rather annoying one), "gifties" is just going waaaaaaay too far off the immaturity scale. Hell, I'm friends with kids in elementary school and they use better lingo than "squeeb" and "gifties". And yet, she's in college using what I place as baby words. And really, needing to show your presents off via Skype? Unless it's something really exciting that can't easily be put into words, or clothing with a design that you're too excited to wait to show off, Skyping is too far just to show off presents.




Don't get mad at me for ...maybe... editing the red lines under "squeeb" and "gifties" in my fake response! I think the red lines just get annoying, so having a picture of them where it's impossible to remove without Paint will bug me to no end, even though I won't be seeing it every second of my life.

Double Whammy! Part 2

OK, I have absolutely no idea what happened with the post on the 16th. I tried to post, and when it did, it didn't separate the pics the way I like, so I tried to go back and change it, but I only got text. Sadly, I don't know how to delete posts, so sorry to let y'all down. Aaaaaaaaaaaanyways-

All I have is text again, so I can't tell if the pictures are in the right order. This should be the one with the lol sign.
OK, seriously, dude? Ever hear of this little thing called "trolling"? What about "Irrelevant post is irrelevant?" I'm preeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetty sure your little "Oh, post this or you're going to die and go to hell just for not posting this" is kinda unfitting for a picture of a sign with a poorly drawn representation of a drowning person. And guess what? I read that 5 days ago, and still no ghosties have come to get me, unless you wanna count 3 nights of insomnia being killed!


Nommuch to say here. Are you really that lonely/insecure about people liking you that you hafta put that as your status? Seriously, get a life.





Thank goodness Blogger has the "Preview" button! I checked what order it decided to put the pics, and guess what? It put them in the WRONG FREAKIN' ORDER!!

Loneliness

I'm not kidding, these were RIGHT BESIDE EACH OTHER in my feed. Now when people make these messages, I pity them, because they are just that bored/lonely that they feel insecure, and thus need to get others to appreciate them. Please ladies, just grow up already!

Display of True Faith

First off- I've always had a problem with people posting these statuses that are all about "Oh, post this status again to show _____ or else you'll go to hell" OK yeah, the "go to hell" part isn't there all the time, but it's implied. Is reposting something the ONLY way to show _____? The answer is a resounding no. It doesn't need to be Facebook official to say you're _____ or you support _____ or you're against _____.

Now let the ripping begin!! Now Jesus' true birthday has already been known to NOT be the 25th, but it was put there by the early church fathers because 12-25 used to be a pagan holiday. I think Jesus was actually born sometime in January, not personally totally sure though. Also, if they have true faith, why do they also believe in Santa? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I get the premise of the whole thing, but it's kinda contradictory. Is posting Repost Me statuses the only way to show you have true faith? Hell no! As far as I see it, it takes more balls to actually show and admit your faith in real life as opposed to sitting behind a computer screen, where there can be hundreds of Justyn _______s or Esther ______s. I know for a fact that there's at least one more Joseph Organtini! Now, I'm a Christian and by far NOT afraid to say it, but is not reposting something totally denying that I believe in God?! Again, a resounding hell no!

And now it's time for the Grammar Nazi side of me to come out! The last paragraph is rather confusing. When it goes to "-Dec. 25 is for Jesus, not for Santa..." It should be a new paragraph. Seriously, it changes from Jesus saying it to whomever wrote it. And after that "P.S. He Knows You Looked..." it once again gets confusing, because now it seems to have gone from Mr. Random to Jesus again.

Don't be hatin' on the fact that it came up a rainbow color scheme. It was just the order Paint has the different colors, and I felt it was boring to have everyone the same color.

Dang this was a long post!

Confusion of the Century

WTF?!?! How does making the world more pissed off make it better?! Please Dany, explain your logic (or lack thereof) behind this statement. I'm sure the "better and a bit more pissed off" world would like to know.

Being a Hippocrates Much?

not much more i can add in here, really. though it is kinda funny to see how mike trollololed in this one. grr, if only i had been there first!

Calling all pedophiles!!

seriously? to show how simple it is- from living in the same area, i know where the first three digits indicate. now, i took the largest area code i knew from that region, and found out there are 37 sex offenders right in that city. now im pretty sure that the state capitol is located in the same first 3 phone digits, so you have any idea how many more sex offenders alone there are near you?! don't you feel so much more secure now?!

Copycat

Seriously? Yet again taking something someone else said, then just posting it as your status? C'mon, be original!!

Double Whammy!

Well, as it would seem, this time I found two posts to slam!

It's quite easy to make it a last sight. All you need to do is say "We're through." Then just turn around and leave her behind! And wtf is up with all the "eternal destiny is finally secure" crap?! so dumb!

Ugh. why are soo many people obsessing over one little game?! As far as i can tel, there are absolutely ZERO differences between MW and any of those other war games.

Waaay too loud

My roommate likes to play his videogames insanely loud, so loud that they can be heard all the way down the hall when the door is closed. It is very hard to even think straight having to be in the same room w his games blaring. Even worse, they're war games, so there's all the PEW PEW PEW being REALLY loud. Methinks the world will end if his games arent the reason for his headache.

Stereotypical Intro

Ever just wanna rip someone a new one over a Facebook status, but know you shouldn't? Yerp, that's me a heck of a lot of the time. I have something typed, and just when I wanna publish it, I know I shouldn't. (Holy crap!! I'm a ginger that shows signs of possibly having a scrap of a soul!!) Well, now Imma let the interwebz hear what I have ta think about what other people say!! Even though I don't wanna sometimes, I guess I'll be nice and not give out identities.

Well, first status!!

OK, could you have made it any sappier without simply posting a picture of maple syrup? Seriously, not even foot fungus is this gross! Yeah, I know you're in love, and you want to comfort her, but REALLY?!?! This is just so barf-worthy it's sickening.