The Problem with Fbook Relationships

Oh dear god where to start? Its a hard decision-try and restrain myself to only go at this post, or jes' let all my mind go at it, both the post and the two of them. Choice 2, I Choose You!
My god, one of the last things i wanna see when i am just starting to feel better after having a particularly shitty time. then when i go to just check up on my fbook for a few minutes, this is one of the first stories i see, i get rather ticked. normally when i see one of either of your sickeningly sweet relationship letters i just mouth barf a little, but seeing this when im just starting to feel better after said shitty time turns me into Rage Guy. i mean seriously, you two are practically bragging that you have a bf/gf near every time you post at all, even when not on each other's walls! heres a novel idea-if you really love each other that much, why dont you, if either of you has an unlimited calling plan, just call each other?!?!?! to me, thats a hell of a lot more romantic than posting shit on each other's walls that is practically written in shakespearean english. seriously, there are much better ways to express love. when i had a gf i didnt post sickeningly sweet letters on her wall, and she didnt post anything sickening on mine, yet we were both very much in love, even though we were several hours apart. plus, we called each other!! if youre so vain (you probably think this song is about you (sorry, just didnt resist the urge)) that you feel the need to brag about your relationship like this, its just annoying. /rage (for now)

Communication Error

Do you have a life at all? Just because fbook isnt working, you're going to bed? That makes sooooo little sense on soooooo many levels. Is Farmville your life, mayhap? Please, do explain why fbook is so closely linked to your sleep schedule. I can understand checking fbook as soon as you get up, hell I do that, too, but only going to sleep since it's not working? Man, you've got a ton of problems to sort out.

Say It Anyways

OK, really? This is like not being hungry, but going to the fridge anyways. It's jes' a waste of your time! Seriously, if you know the correct people aren't gonna read it, why post it in the first place?

A Joint Decision

Yeah, reeeeeeeeal good decision there, Willie, jes' posting for the world to see that you smoke weed. Fun fact: there are policemen who have an active facebook account. Another fun fact: SMOKING NON-MEDICAL WEED IS ILLEGAL. In essence, you, Fatimah, Zebedee, RaHeem and Tylia are all saying "Officer, please come get me and throw me in jail. Much appreciated." But, this is all jes' food for thought, what do I know?

Blonde or Black?

I'll never understand teenage girl drama/ whatever you wanna call this. Seriously, Mackenzie, I can see asking friends which color would seem better, but why do it if you're too nervous to dye your hair?! If you're scared and don't wanna do it, just don't do it! It's that simple! Don't do unnecessary things if you don't wanna do them.

And yeah, there ARE 2 Kyles in this post, so it wasn't a case of i screwed up the colors.

Butt ...Posting?

OK, really? Did you just have your cell phone in your pocket when you went to bed, and somehow managed to not only dial a number, but then also form a complete text message, entirely free of spelling errors. Though when I think about it, that must take extreme skill, texting a relevant, coherent status all while sleeping! Now I wish I had some sort of trophy I could give you for your accomplishment! Congratulations on this amazing post!

15 Minutes of Fame

Brooke, you're in college. We all live in an imperfect world. Therefore, although many of us wish it would be so, not everyone is gonna keep their virginity until they get married! While most of the campus might still have their virginity, I know two people for sure that, well, said "Bye bye" to their virginity years ago.